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Go to urban dictionary and type in the answers to your question and then pick either the first or favorite definition that urban dictionary comes up with.

1.) Your name? April
- The month where the sexiest bitches are born. (Well that's true. )
- Derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival. (Tell me about it...)

2.) Your age? 18
- The day your life officially ends. (...?)

3.) One of your friends? Anna
- The name for the most awesome person ever, It is impossible to fit so much awesome into any other person.

4.) What should you be doing? Eating
- Eating makes you feel insecure, yet when you are insecure you eat.

Person: I'm so fat. I'm never eating again
*1 hour later*

Person: I failed. *eats*

5.) Favorite color? Pink
- Slang reference to the vagina. (HHAHAA.)

6.) Birthplace? Toronto
- Since Vancouver has filled the "Best place in the universe" category, residents of this mediocre sprawling mess have only the size of "T dot" to fall back on, thus hailing it the centre of the universe, or of Canada at least, (since mid-size US cities like even Detroit are larger than Toronto). In a highschool, Toronto would be the fat ugly chick with inferiority complex and a rich daddy.

7.) Month of your birth? April
- The 4th month of the year. In which National Marajuana Day is celebrated on the 20th. Is Avril in French.

8.) Last person you talked to? Step Mom
- An evil being whose sole purpose is to make her step childrens' lives as miserable and unenjoyable as possible until the child can't take it anymore and moves out, leaving the step mom with the house, the car, and the finantial stability. She is also seen as "sweet" and "caring" by people who do not know her personally. (.... )

9.) One of your nicknames? Ape
- *A racist slur toward a black person (because of the physical similarities between black people and monkeys).

Whahahaha.